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万人点赞的幽默短句子美好的一天

万人点赞的幽默短句子美好的一天

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万人点赞的幽默短句子美好的一天

1、我们知道的童话故事里的公主都是被王子吻醒的,而现实的我们通常是被尿憋醒的或者是闹钟叫醒的。早安!

In fairy tales, princesses are awakened by a prince's kiss. In reality, we are usually awakened by urine or an alarm clock. Good morning!

2、如果我们睡觉就是在给自己充电,那我特别想说,我好像从来都没有充满过。早安!

If we sleep to recharge our batteries, I'd like to say that I never seem to recharge my batteries. Good morning!

3、我每天早上起床都要打开手机就看一下“福布斯”排行榜,如果那上面没有我的名字的话,那我就只能去乖乖上班。早安!

Every morning When I get up, I turn on my cell phone and check the Forbes list. If it doesn't have my name on it, I have to go to work. Good morning!

4、当你早上觉得不想起床去上班的时候,可以打开手机或者钱包,查看一下余额,我相信你就知道自己该怎么做了。早安!

When you feel like you don't want to get up in the morning and go to work, open your phone or wallet and check your balance. I'm sure you'll kNow what to do. Good morning!

5、以后不要再跟我谈什么在最好的年纪遇见合适的人这样的理想了,我现在只想在最好的年纪,随处可躺,不劳而获,随处可浪。早安!

don't talk to me about what in the best age to meet the right person, such an ideal, I just want to be in the best age, everywhere can lie, get nothing for nothing, everywhere can wave. Good morning!

6、我本来以为养女人是养不起的,可后来发现养男人也贵,最后发现我连条狗也养不起。早安!

I thought that the daughter is not affordable, but later found that raising a man is expensive, finally found that I can not afford to keep a dog. Good morning!

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