1、人家有甜甜的恋爱，我只有圆圆的脑袋。
People have sweet love, I only have a round head.
2、终于结束了大半年的单身生活，现在开始下半年的。
Finally, I ended my single life for the first half of the year, and now I start the second half of the year.
3、挑战单身100天，今天是第7521天。
Challenge being single for 100 days, today is 7521 days.
4、全世界都充满着恋爱的酸臭味，只有我散发着单身狗的清香。
The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, only I exude the fragrance of single dog.
5、你们宁愿做狗都不和我表白，这个仇我记下了。
You'd rather be a dog than confess to me. I've written down this hatred.
6、别人一场恋爱谈了三年，我一句恋爱吗？问了三年。
Others have been in love for three years. I asked "are you in love" for three years.
7、英雄不问出路，找我恋爱速度。
Heroes don't ask for a way out, speed to find me in love.
8、保护单身狗，没有恩爱，就没有伤害。
Protect single dogs, no love, no harm.
9、这个夏天我不再是单身狗，请叫我热狗。
I'm not a single dog this summer. Please call me a hot dog.
10、别问我情人节怎么过，我很难过。
Don't ask me about Valentine's Day. I'm sad.
11、单身至今的原因，熟人不好下手，生人不好开口。
The reason of being single up to now is that acquaintances are not easy to start and strangers are not easy to talk.
12、爱情可以晚点到，但外卖不行。
Love can be late, but take out food can't.
13、两个人的钱，一个人花。
Money for two, I can spend it alone.
14、无爱一身轻，单身全精英。
No love is light, single are all elite.
