1、你们是什么星座的？我是“酒瓶座”。
What's your sign? I am a wine bottle
2、我问师父向日葵是怎么熬过没有太阳的夜晚的，师傅回答我说“嗑瓜子”。
I asked master how sunflowers get through the night without the sun, master replied, "eat melon seeds."
3、我能吃不代表我是吃货，只能说明我好养。
Just because I can eat doesn't mean I'm a foodie, it just means I'm easy to feed.
4、实不相瞒，其实我是个“作家”，没写过啥书，就是特别能“作”。
To tell you the truth, I am a "writer", have not written any books, is special "make".
5、找个胖女朋友不好吗？花同样的钱你可以挑个大个的。
Isn't it a good idea to have a fat girlfriend? You can pick a big one for the same price.
6、小时候妈妈说我是充话费送的，所以现在我才会天天抱着手机玩，因为那里面有家的味道。
When I was a child, my mother said that I was sent by charging the phone fees, so now I will hold the phone every day to play, because it has the taste of home.
7、是不是每个爱抖腿的人，心里都有一台缝纫机？
Does everyone who shakes their legs have a sewing machine in their heart?
8、别人都说在喜欢的人面前会变笨，难道我喜欢上工作了？不可能啊。
People say I get stupid in front of people I like. Do I like my job? That's impossible.
